(1) "And I'd given up wheat!" a middle-aged white woman plaintively whines into her phone. (2) In The Kettle of Fish, West Village:
"What's cheap?" a customer says.
"You are," the bar man responds.
"I'll have a Pabst. - You got Pabst?"
The bartender plonks his hands down on the menu, and gestures east:
"Williams-town. L Train. That way."
The guy's friends laugh at him.