Get the fuck off the street! I hear, such beautifully-modulated single syllables, coming out the window of a black Lincoln car service (hackney cab). I look up and see an old Latin American man on a red "mobility scooter" with handle bars, kind of a 3-mile-an-hour motor bike, traveling against the flow of traffic down the side of 3rd avenue, which is one way.
The scooter-thingy reminded me of the time that a very obese man rode a similar one onto the subway, the explosive sound of him trying to, and then succeeding in ramping over the gap, drawing all our attention, and scattering a crowd of commuters who had to jump out of the way to avoid being rammed into. The stunt achieved, he sat there on his bizarre motorbike taking up the space of several people, blithely checking texts. I don't think the MTA subway authority thought to include this kind of vehicle in their rules.
Anyway, the second that the Latino dude heard the censure, he shouted, fuck you motherfucker! His swearing then descended into enraged mumbling, until I could hear no more as he proceeded to drive illegally down the avenue with cars honking to his right, with him, like many New Yorkers, believing that he was 100% in the right, but obviously and utterly not only wrong, but illegally so. New York had served up yet again one of its more perfect moments courtesy of one of its inexhaustible stock of crazies from central casting.
Finally, here is a mobility scooter jockey "taking it to the street" in rush hour Toronto: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct-7mHlwOmA]